Nipwilliger - Troll; half-human hybrid. Composes his oversized, knobby, damp green hands on the booth tabletop before him in the diner. Usually orders black coffee, cinnamon buns, onion rings. Lives in a shanty in the deep woods far up along the banks of the Chatahoocee.

Patiently recounts his victimization in a recent hammer attack. Lucky for him his skull's like petrified oak and he's got LSD mingled in his DNA