I'm feelin' a little listy today.



Top Beers of Late



Beck's (Light or Dark)

Dos Equis (Clear or Amber)

Michelob Light

Rolling Rock

Bass Ale

Coors Light (hot days, outdoor duty)

Pabst Blue Ribbon (ditto)

Miller High Life (bottle, ditto)



Next Behaviors to Curtail



Morning Irritability

General bullshit-intolerance

Slacking

Speciousness

Covert ambition

Total Ambivalence

Aimlessness

Drunken yelling



Most Hated Cliches



"It's time to pay the fiddler."

"You snooze, you lose."

"Five finger discount."

"With liberty and justice for all."